1941 It. JOnES 9hE-. SICKLE STJ:l FF Contents f'aculty G. T~YLOR """ eJ~ SI udenls ]1 Organization 27 Athlelics 37 Advel,tising and HUlllor ;-)3 R.S€p.wonI"\R p""f"U h!! n. SP~~AOW G.IN61+Am G.OLD h.h.;,..b"'·"1!J 6 .. f&&- R.BALLRR.D Forwdrd The Sickle is Ihe official year-book of Ihe Brandon College Studenls Assoeialion published annually by lhc Board or Publications jn Ihc interest or college lire. From the Editors Duc 10 thc limilation of exIra-curriculaI' activities becall~e of Ihe war and the somewhat sma lie,· studcnl body Ih,is year's Sickle is smaller than the former. The higher Clualily cO\'er howe\'er represents an advance ::Ind the ronnel' high qualily or cuts has bccn maintained wilh lhc maximum of economy. Any success which has been achie,'ed is due to the untiring erforl of the slaff and the many olhcrs who havc gi"cn of their lillie and talenl. the usual top quality scI" vice of Brigdens of Winnipeg. Limited, in engnn:ing. and the fine wOl'k of the printers-The Sun Publishing Company, LId, To Ihem and In all QUI' advcl'tiscl's we express OUI" sincere thanks and a wish that th£' Sickle will pro\'c worthy of thei I' support. Three -~- DR. EVANS MESSAGE FOR 'fHE SICKLE I am grateful for lhe opporlunily of expressing thl'Ough lhe Sickle greetings La Class '-II ant! 111)' personal appreciation of the co-operation we hayc enjoyed in ct~lTyillg on the work of BrHlldoll College dUI'ing the College yeoI' 19-10--11. Due to the influences of the war, affecting activities both within and without our College walls, lhe year has not heen an easy one eilher for facully or sludenls. On lhe onc hand, our exira-curricular programme, including nlhlelics, was re~lricled in scope, while on tile olhel' hand activities associated with war effo!'t such as the C.O.T.e. and the St. ./ohn's Ambulance Class made definile claims lIpon time and energy. In spite of difficulties, however, we all have associated together wjlll pleasllre and profit, and fol' this we arc grateI'llJ. OUI' horizons have been lifted; our knowledge has been increased; Our thinking has been clarified; our powers of sell' diseiplinc have been developcd; our ideals have been raised; our wisdom, I trust, has grown; and with all, OUI' personalities have been enl'icheo. II is for us now to show our appreciation and reveal Our grati- lude for Ihe pl'ivilegcs lhal have been ours by using 10 Ihc full Ihe cupacities we have, whether they be great or smaU, in the interests of human good. Toward Ihis end, may success allend your effol'ls, and may happincss be your good fOl'lune. .T. R. EVANS. Four JOliN R. C. EVANS. Ph.D. President. Geology FREDERICK J. WESTCOTT, M.A. Dean of Art!': and Science Political Economy and Sociology Five H. ST";W~\.RT PERDUE, Ph.D. Registrar. Geolog)' Eo JANF:: M. T\iltNBULL. Ph.n. French A. BmKENSIlA W. Mathematics B.Sc. A. IlAYWAIlD FOSTER, M.A., B.D. Classics Six L/\wnENCE H. CRAGG, Chemistry l~h.D. MARTIN W. JOIINS, Ph. D. Physics W. THOMAS EASTERBROOK, Ph.D. Political Economy W. L. MORTON, 1\1..'\. (Oxon), B. Lill. (Oxon) History Seven \Y. C. D. PACE\'. ANN1E: ":. WRIGHT. 1\l,A. English Ph.D. English s. PlmSIS DA.RI{.ACH. O.n.E. Dean or Women 1\1. S. l\lAItCUS LONG, Ph.D. I'hllosol'hy and. Psychology DONOVAN, C..'\.. BurS3r Eight WILLIAM L. WRIGHT . _ Piano and Theory MARY Directoc E. HENDERSON. A.T.C.M. Piano SHIRLEY M. RIESBERRY. A.T.C.M. Piano and Theory WILJ.IAI\J LEWIS WRIGHT, B.A. Director of Music, Piano and Theor.y THE MUSIC DEPARTMENT, 1940-1941 ]n the upsetting conditions attendant upon war activities and occu- pations il is imporlant that we do nol lose sight of Ihe value of cultural suhjects such as music. Thai thought is behind the wode of the Music Department of Brandon College, and so, in spite of much that tends to dissipate the inlerests of normal limes, there has been 00 lowering of slnnda..l'ds. This has been clearly shown by the recital performances and the examination results during this past difficult year. Pupils have been prepared as usual for the IJraclieal and Iheoretical examillGtions of the University of ~lanitoba, tbe Toronlo Conservatory, and the Associated Board of the London (Eng.) Schools of Music. This year's results sho\""\' the usual close-ta-one hundred percent passes, fnallY of which were honors and first-class honors. The members of the Faculty continue to contribute 131'gely to Ihe work of the city chul'ch choirs and to give leadership and direction to such groups as Ibe Brgndon IlI·aneb of the Manitoba Music Teachers' Association and the Junior ~Iusic Appreciation Club. SHIRLEY 1\1. REISBERRY, A.T.C.!\'I. Piano and Theory M.ARY E. HENDERSON. A.T.C.l\1. Piano Nine students TO THE GRADUATING CLASS \\'ar is not a pleasant experience. The free peoples of the world sought 10 ,woid it and only accepted it when there was no other alternative left. Yet, even ill w3r, new fOl'ces arc liberaled lhat may be hamessed for the benefit of mankind if we have the vision, the skill and the determination La do so. The presenl conflict has mariialled Ihe resources of science nnd will make a\"ailable ~realcl' devices for allcyi- ailing the ills of man; It has demonstrated that the AngloS:lXOIl commullities share a common interest in tile promotion of com ilion ideals; it has indicaled the futility of pelly dissensions which lhreaten the foundations of nalional unit; it has proven, if proof were needed, thai FreedOIll imposes obligaLions and demands a highminded disin- ICl'c:-;icdness from those who shure ils henefits. It will he your duly to maintain and exploit Ihese advantages in the rebuilding of Olll" wodd. Your training has heen designed to fit you for this task; il is only your OWIl cOIwiclioll thaI call make you accept it. If you see the vision gnd feel thc ohligation we Illay took forward hopefully to the appearance of "a new earth, wherein dwcllelh righ leousness." (2 Pel. ~. n). DR. ~IARCL-S LO:,\(;. Eleven HISTORY OF CLASS '41 Class '-II of Brandon College eame into being in Septemher, 1937. Since Ihal lime it has been a mosl cffeclive body, participating in every major activity of college life. Throughollt its cureer the members of Class '11 have displayed a fine spirit of unity and co-opel'alian. As we nOw )'e.:'1ch Ollr final year we "iew with pride OUI' contributions to college life. The prominenl posilions held by members of our cia.. include: head of Ihe Lilerary Society and Lilerary Board for Ihe pasl Iwo years; presidenl of the Debaling Socidy lasl year, and head of Ihe newly established Finance Board this year. The Board of Puhlications 100 received Our aclive support, for Ihe edilors of lasl YClII"S Quill, Handbook, and Sickle were '41 studenls. In the field of dramatics we note thai the male lead in "'A Kiss for Cinderella" ·was in '41, and also the pro\,.-iolls year that Our class carried off Ihe honors in the Drama Feslival. In addilion, Our representatives very ably upheld college tradition in Ihe Debating Society, alld assisled in the S.c.~l., the Choir, and the Glee Club. In the realm of sporl we were particuJarly sllccessful, and hockey, curling, bowling, and baskelball all "eceived OUI' enlhusiastic support. Also, for two years Ihe girls of '~1 ha"e won the greatest number of points On Field Day. As ,,-clI, iL is worlhy of note that in the wal' effort we have t.aken an active pari, in C.O.T.e., -.T.C., and St. John's Ambulance courses. As Olll' last yeal" of college ends, the words of Olll' class hYllln in mind, we go Corward f3cing the future whnlevet' il may 3ntl keeping oe, befol"e uS Lhe ideals of OUI" Alma Mater. CLASS YELL Fee fi 1"0 fum Wbo'll make Ibings bum? Who will? 'Ve will! '-11. CLASS COLORS Maroon and Gold. Twelve CLASS EXECUTrVE .H·onoral')' President President Sccrctary Social ConvcnOl' . __ :\L. I.. OI1g EI,lon III iss Phil Saul Bclty Buckhanl ))1". . .. . . CLASS HYMN Oh Alma ~lalcr wc arc proud To join thy ranks loday, 'Vc'll cherish all Ihc days and ycm's \Vc've spent along the way. AI Brandon Collcgc wc have made Good friends, lila L will remain Forever ncal' ant! dear 10 LIS Throughout life's .io~· and pain. 011 Alma ~later, we have pride, Respect, and love, for thee; For here it is, within thy walls, \Ve've learned of loyalty. So Alma ~later we accept Thy herilage so grand, And we lake pl'ide in bearing high The torch placed in our hand. CLASS SONG Class mates all logether, Class of '~1; Loyal hearts forever, To our mother college we'll be true. All the world's beforc us, Life is just begun: Il's no ilia Iter who slIcceeds LIS, Alma 1\latcl', when you need us, Count on '-11. Thirteen ELDON BLISS Calgary, Alta. General; Class Pres. '41: Chairman Arts Banquet. Comm. '39; Head or Residence Council '41; Head Wailer '41: Sigma Mil Exec. '40, '41; Dramatics; lIockey. An attractive. affable, dashing manner-gifted as an actor-a capable and cheerful chairman-orlgioal. friendly. gay. obliging-a pleasing personality -an excellent combination of goodwill and efficiency. BETTY BUCIects fondly oUr memOl'ies twine, Hail! Hail! Brandon fOrever-Hail! BRAN DO I WILL SHINE Bl'andon will shine tonight. 8181Hl011 will shine, Dressed in her fighting best. All down the line-Rah! Rab! Rail! Forget your slams and knocks. Boost ali the lime. The sun goes down, The moon comes tip. Brandon will shine. BLUE AND GOLD On to Victory, on to Victory. Blue and Gold loday. Raise the chorus proudly o'er us :\1al'ching to the fray. Hah! flah! Rah! Backward never. Forward ever, )<~ighling all the way. Join the rest and give your best, FOI' [Iue and Gold. HIPPI SIHPPI HiPlli skiPI}i! Boom-a-Iacka! RiPI}Y ziPl}Y zoo! Knuckle to it! You (·an do ill You: You: Ynu l City or the wheal! ~ever know defeat[ Go il College! Brandon College! Ree! Raw[ Reel! B-R-A-:\l"-D-O-l\"! Rrandon! LOCOMOTIVE Shh-shh, shh-shh Hall-rah, ..ah-rah Brall-don-Coll-ege Rab-rah, rah-rah Bran-don-Coll-ege Rah-rah. rah-I-ah Bl'an-don-Coll-ege BB-R..-\-l\":-.r-DO~! BRA-NDON! Bl'andon College, Rah! BRANDON COLLEGE RAH! RAH! Brandon College! Rah! Rah! Brandon College! Rah! Hah! HOD Hah! 1100 Hall! Brandon College! Hah! Rah! Forty-five ACTIVITIES Dear Diary: Sept. 28--~ly nose is still red and sore from scrubbing off initiation grease painl-and I honesLly do creak when I walk after Ihal drill lhe Air Force gnve us Freshelles hul il was worlh il to feel Ihal now after the Freshmen's Heceplion I am really a parI of Brando" Colleg~. Sepl. 2(1-1 am almo. I 100 tired to write lonighl afte,' Ihal hike 10 Ihe 11'011 Bridge. I wonder how man~' miles we walked-well, ~lIly\\'ay it was il grand ollli,ng. 'specially wilh lunch and sing-"iong [lI'ound a blazing camp fire. Oetl. II-Field day-well mayhe I didn'l shioe in the spods even Is uut anyone will agree LhaL I held Illy OWn when il came 10 lunch. ser"ed around a honfire on Ihe campns. And lhal really was H super..bonfire; yOll couldn't get within yal'ds of it. Oel. 2:; Saw some of this College Spirit everyone's lalking aboul-a conglorncralioll or slinky Orientals, dcar old ladies, EUl'opcnn pcnsHnts, all were bubbling over with it at the Hallowe'en i\lnsqueradc, and showing ihe six l1Ielllbers of the U.1\I.S.U. who were there, just wha I H.1.. can do. No\'. S-This was our chance as Co-Eds to show that Sigma i\lu a sample of our cooking, and we certainly did; though some of the wretches dilled La complain that their hamburgers weren!t done enough. :L\ov. lu--Tonighl we Co-Eds cntertaincd our mothers at a banquet in the dining room. Afterwards we nil went up to the Senior Lit. in the chapel. Hit of the eyening was Lefty's Hill Billy Chorus, complele c\'cn to the costuming. r\m', 29-0n" moment, Diary, while I Inke off my shoes! Irs I,een the grandest night; I'll never forget the Invitation Formal, Illy [u'sL really fOl'mal affair, and my first corsage-do VOLI suppose I can eve" leam 10 do Ihe \\'allz Quadrille? r\ov. 30--\\'hoops, dear Diary, the C,O,T,C. uniforms are oul!!! The uniforms are snappy-bul oh Ihose hools! That's all for Ihis IeI'm, dear Diary. Tomorrow I di\'c into my studies and I'm not C"cn coming up for breath until aflcr Xmas Exams. \Vell here .1 am hack again from a gn,nd Chrislmas and Xew Year's at home, Jan 10-0,,1' College Rink was officially opened tonight with :1 IJHng-up parly--.flod I do mean Bang-lip, You just oughl to sec Ihose hockey cham pions, Jan. J:; -~h' knees arc holh black and blue tOllighl and I dOll'l think I'll ever 'be able to sit down again, Heason-Co-Ed Hockey, Some or those gals cun certainly pack a mcan wallop with a hockey stick. Jan, 2,1-ln finery borrowed f!"Om my kid sister I sallied forlh 10 get my man for Ihe Sadie Hawkins Parly. Everyhody enlered into Ihe spirit of Ihe nigh I and Ihe "esulL was one of Ihe besl parlies Ihis year. Jan. 26-l've simply got to get thc measles or be a back numbe)'-alJ the besl people are doing it. But they jusl don't seem to lake 10 me aod I really feel quitc out of it. Jan. 31-Il's awfully lale, Or rather, early; but I'll nevcr be able 10 slecp wilhout telling you about the Hockey Excursion to :'\eepawa. We lo,t the gamc, but Our boys put up a good fight. (You ought 10 sce the scars of thc batlle.) Fch. 7-1 jusl got hOllle from thc Valentine Party which was first planned as a formal and finally wound lip as a wow of an informal in the JmpcI'i31 with dancing to Lefty's gramophone. Feb. 9-1(nil OIlC, purl Iwo, and keep clear of knots. I, deal' Diary, [lin leurning 10 knit. \VC' Co-Eels arc beginning our war effort On a large scale in the form of a knillcd afghan to be given to refug es. Feh. "l2--i\Iore war crfort! This time thc College, as a whole, pulled together La make "'V.ariety i\ighl" in the City Hall a rcal sliccess. Highlight of the evening WHs Knippel' as a ravishing mermaid. Feb. 15-\Vc .Juniors really triumphed tonight. All the Seniors are congl':llulaLing LIS on Oll'" splendid Lit. Orson 'VeIls' sound effects certainly have nothing on the ones we lIsed in ollr good old fashioned melodr3mcr tonight! Fcb.22- Both hands up, for r don'l carc, Both hands up, for I don'l carc- That, dear Diary, is pari of a squarc dance I leamcd tonight al Dr. E"3Illi' skating p3rly, whel'e the faculty showed lis a I'eally marvellolls lime, Skating games, quizz's, singing, dalleing and eating, "'hat could he more pcrfect! Feb. 27-Elcction campaigning is over and Ihe lasl election poster has heen snatehcd (01' I'athcr snitched). These lasl days h",'c been Ihe Iwo lllos1 exciling since I ('arne 10 College-Iumorrow we vote. Feb, 2~-Tonight at Installations the election rcsults wcre presented in a cleve)' play by Gen'y Old. "The Seig(' of Brandonium." Alixe :Meadows is Olll' new Lndy Slid,; and Jim Nelson Olll' eniol' Slick. Isn't thaI gl'and? Afte," Installations evel'yone forgot their election fcuds and went down to the dining-room 1'01" cals and dancing. March 7-If 1 hadn't been afraid of making my eyes and nose red r \\'ould havc cried al thc Arts Hanqnet. .lust .think, Ihis lovely year is almost o'"el'! Of course I'll be coming back next yeaI'. And I know Our new Lady and Senior Sticks will be grnnd, but, how we will miss Ihc friendly faccs of Buth and Bud and the othcr grads. But exams are looming aheod agi:1in, Hnd so 1 must say, Good-bye, dear Diary, until nexl year. Forty-seven Hold that smile! We're all here. "Give me m:r bnots and saddle:' Chern. IV Geniuses. Chem. III buckers. Whose dat. mall? In the mood. A quartet. Chern. U genUla.. Am IntelU- 1 popular: Going fishing?? Those smiles!! The man behind the camera. Handsome. eh? New Forty~nine birds. College St.CIlS. The ;llad Cht'mlsts. Hold it Arlene! La!lC'llcs plus les hommes. Officers. Oh children! Ea.sy now. Look prelly. girl!\". English club. Dumb. ell'! Sing louder. Watch the bombs! water What happened? The Goon Gang. Re\'. Sir. L Future officers'! Fifty The lost Gawks. Cute. ell? The Ice SWCel)ers. The living and Lhe dead. Surf boaLing. Sadie Ilawkins. In mid 3.ir. Whew! Auentive. C.O.T.C.ers. t\rms bend. Our physicists? Hard labor! Wide open. Grads. In service. Fifty-one advertising SICKLE ADVERTISERS 1941 Page 63 61 Page ',ennedy 'Music Co. Ltd .... Kidd's Beauty Parlor. Knowlton"s 6" I Feldste<.l, E. S., Ltd .. 70 Gooden's Men's Shop__ 68 Harwood Ltd .. P. J . Heise's Barber Shop HOllkin's Home Bakery Hughes and Co 66 63 63 63 lmpel'ial Bank of Canada. [mpel'ial Dance Gal"dens.. Imperial IJife.... Imperial Motors Ltd Tnternalional Harvester Co... . 68 Doat Shop 67 63 _. Laughton, .T. S. & Son Leech Publishing Co ... Lucy's Hat Shop ... 58 'l'hornborough. H. W. 67 Unicume. C. S.. Ltd. 67 Union Shoe Shop.. 63 ,"ague 66 56 'Waddell's Children's Shop.. 67 63 \\"ade & Sons Ltd .. _ ",,"estern Dominion . lVheat City Business College.. Willson Stationery Co. Ltd .... 58 ti7 59 67 . 67 61 71 59 56 Jen'ell's Photo Art Studio Johnston Hardware Co. Ltd ... Jones. Dr. R. C. 64 66 Yaeger's Flurs Ltd . Yates, Neale & Co._.. 58 65 .Io 68 Y.M.e.A. 70 Annes . . . 58 ..._-,-------------------------_.,,---,-,--,.:. :: Fifty-three Appreciation To the Advertisers, we express our thanks for making this publication possible, and the sincere hope that their returns from this book will be equally as valuable as ours. Fifty-four -----------------,----------<:' 1'-0--- Citizens of To-Morrow What of your Future? I Prepare to Fight For FREEDOM AND DEMOCRACY By Servin!: As An Educated Citizen Better Prepared For II II I War Services and Community Leadership Brandon College Inc., Brandon, Manitoba i I! Training in Chal'acter, Leadership, Co-operation I I and Citizenship i '::_.,. __ • ! ! i Offers ARTS AND SCIENCE GRADE XII I I i (Atflllaled with 'rile Unh'erslly or Manitoba) High Standards in Scholarship I I I MUSIC ! Residence Advantages I Moderate Costs For information write to the Registrar. U_U_ 1 '_' _ . _ . _ "_ _• _ _• Fifty-flv(' I , .,_ _ • _, I ..:. .._--------"------,---_._. i- •.• ~-_ ii i Co-eds: Personality Coiffure' Created; Recombed Free I ! Our prices will suit your I , i "My poor Aunt Agatha 11>1<1 only twu datcs in all he" life:' "Ycs, the one on her birth ccrtificate and the olhcr on bel' tombstone," !! Pocket Book I Scory's Hairdressing I I 127 - 9th St. ALL I" A LIFETIME Phone 352,; i .:.-_.._,---------,--,-'-----_.:. .:\eelin: "'Vhen ..YOLI arc old arc nm ;:,(I'oinl1 0 to have glasses')" ~ Heider: ""0, I will take it right out of tile hollte:' .~.,--'-----'-"-'-"_._--_.j. I I .lust Remember to Order , ! ! I I I II , I! , iIlary had a lillie tamb, irs fleccc was white as snow. I AL ' Brandon Packers Ltd. .:.-._---,---- said, Now Mat'y has a lillic bike, alld skirts tUlI short by half, And everywhere Ul:l L Mary goes, you're sLlre 10 see her calf. !, '_'0.' "Ellcn: "Do you know what the chickell aid whcn the hell laid the orange')" IcasL thaL's wltaL some poel's many years ago; ·;!I-----P-o-~-~a-rb-I·t-f-e~-~-::-:~-~r'i(~:..- ..- ",' i\Iaizie: ")\0, whal did it say?" Ellcn: "Oid you see Ihe orange marrnaInd.?" The rcason most girls hold out for an a"iator husband is becallsc they think no man on carth IS good enough fol' them. ,;-. About a hundrcd years ago, A wilderness was here. A huntsman, wilh powder in his gun 'VCllt forth to kill a dcal', But nOw the lime has changed somewhat And on a different plan, A dea I' wi til powder on he!" nose Goes forth to hunt a man. ROYAL PORTABLE ! I The Willson Stationery ! I ! Co. Ltd. I I i 934 Rosser Ave. Brandon, Mall. i We also "any a ('ompiete stock or Schuol i ,= 0, SUJ)plies. Greeting Cards, Fountain Pens :Llld ., , at Writing Paper. .".------------,_..:. '1"--' I I ~~~~E '-~j' at ,! The Beautiful ! Imperial Dance Gardens ! I Brandon's homc of better dances i .:....--..-.----,-------._,-,.:. Fifty-six • Grant: "An awful lot of girls are struck on 111C." Ingham: "Yes, they must be an awful lot. . Officer (examining recruits): "Havc you any scars on you?" Recruit: "Xo Sir, but 1 cnll gi"e you :1 cigarette !" _'---------_._------",' I SEEDS! i I I .. .; Everything for Garden, Field t,: or Lawn I ! Buy with Confdence " HIGH IN QUALITY SURE IN RESULTS ,! ,I A. E. McKenzie Co. Ltd. II McKenzie Annual "How's your brother doing thesc days"!" asked Blick. "Oh, he's doing fine," replied Black. He's working with 5,000 people ullder him." "Really? Where?" Seed Catalog is Free. Mailed anywhere on request. Seedsmen BRANnON Moose Jaw "Mowing lawns in a cemetery." • I' I I ' I L~c~ep~~~e Seeds I I" I Epitaph: Here lies a lawyer for the last lime. • " I .:.. WINNIPEG Saskatoon TORONTO Edomonto Calgary _-,--._-,---'-_.----,------ .:. " For Durable Quality Buy Eaton Branded Lines I • Right now most people take a special interest in the durability of merchandise; the e Hnles encourage wise, thoughtful ;:,pending. Eaton Branded Line are among the best possible regular values that Eaton's can offer. Research Bureau tests 10 as, sure durability are given Ealon Brander! Lines (excepl in ilems like tea or coffee where "Wearing qualily" doesn't enter into consideration). A complete guide to sen, sible, satisfactory buying for lasting satisfaction is summed up in the four words, "Buy Ealon Branded Lines." Keep an eye open for the red seal, bearing thai four word slogan-it points the way 10 timely displays for today's hoppers. ~X'~T. EATON C~IMITED BRANCH STORE CANADA BRANDON I .:. , .__u _ ,---------_._-,----,--,.;. Fifty-seven ..r,-------------------:. Plumbing ! At Laughton's you are assured quality fabrics, style, fitting qualities, real value. Heating We carry the most complete line of Pipe, Fittings, Fixtures, Septic Tanks, Water Softeners. Stokers, etc., in the West. I OIl II II YATES, NEALE " CO. II ,I I I. .:.---------,,--,-------,.:. .: .--J. S. Laughton & Son MERCHANT TAILORS Made to Measure Clothing 231 Tenth Street Corner of Seventh and Rosser Brandon : .1---- 0 ------.1' I INTERNATIONAL I TRUCKS The New K-Line I * :~ :~ * "So you've been married oftenel' than have?" * * Some co-cds gel their sheepskins by pulling the wool ove.. n pl'ofessol"S eyes. I 1st Patient (in waiting I'oom of doctor's office): "How are you?" 2nd Pa lien I: ":\"ot so good. I'm aching neuritis," Factory Branch BRANDON fl'Uln MA . 1st Patient: "Gtad to meel you. I'm Rosenbaum f!'om (he Bronx." .::~"--------------------- ;u~:;::-'Ij' The Yaeger Label in a your assurance that you haven't bought a bill of expense I Postmaster: "Of course nol. \Vho would send mail to YOUI' cow." * Better than ever Harvester I International Co. of Canada Ltd. I II Stranger: "Any mail for l\like Howe?" "Yes, I'm two chumps ahead of YOll." All-truck Trucks I : Our method of buying Raw Furs from the Tl apper. and selling direct to YOll, eliminates four middlemen's profits, which en~ abies us t.o defy competition when quality RICHARDS BEAUTY PARLOR is considered. Beauty YAEGERS FURS LTD. 'II I BRANDON, MANITOBA __, .:.~, --------- modern hair styling and coiffures visit our up-to-date Beauty Parlor '_'__"_"_"_,_,_u_'.:. Loveliness More charm for our patrons is our aim I .:.-._--. _._,--,,---,-_. 130 - 10th STREET __ PHONE 4281 .:. 'l:·:---,,__n_,_,_,,---,_._->-,-<+-,:' A I~ I I College education and a business training combination I' COURSES COMMERCIAL STENOGRAPHIC SECRETARIAL CIVIL SERVICE COi\IP'J'OMETEU I I make a very effective II 'j"-'---'-'-"-'--'----'-_.j' i 513 Eighth Street Phone 3164 I I II II I'! THE WHEAT CITY I BUSINESS COLLEGE II , , Dilley's Greenhouses I Flowers for Every Occasion Potted Plants for Home and Garden If It's Flowers Phone Us PHONE 3164 __ 1 I I! ! ._-_..-.:!. Telegraph Delivery Service Brandon, Man. I, .: .-----,--,---_.._-,--<_._,.:. .:.-,-,,-,-,_._,_._--_. Professor: "I belicvc IIlal you would look more inteUigcnl if you had morc slcep, ~lr, Campbell." Campbell: "'Veil give me time, sil'. ['ve only been 10 one class so far this morning." * Lefty Johnstone: "Now as you see, this part of the gun is operated by a crallk. (pause) \Vell, confound it, what are you all laughing at?" ,;: * and Though girls again \VilJ weaL' short skirts, Take il from me, Il's not because (hey want to show Economy. wish years to corne. THE * PRINTERS AND PUBLISHERS A Christian is allowed to have only one wife. This is called monotOlly. ,', Brandon, Man. * Harnlona: "Do yOLl have green lipstickr' Clerk: "Green lipstick?" Harmona: "Yes, a railroad man ing on me tonight" IS call- * A ~Ianilobn farmer stopped at the bank 10 see if he could gel a loan On his farill. "1 t mighl be arranged," said Ihe banker. ''I'll drive out and see it." "You don't need 10 bother," said the farmer, noticing a huge cloud of dust rolling up Ihe road, "Here i I comes now." 1-"--'--'---'------'-'1" I M. S. DONOVAN ,& CO. I Ii i I III CHARTERED ACCOUNTANTS AND AUDITORS Phone 3502 Olympia Block II I I I" Brandon, Mall. Ij .:.---,_._._-----_._,.:. 1--"-"-'-'-'--"-'-'-'--"-'-"-',\, ·;.,-,-------,-,,----_._,-,-,.:. I" I , I I i- Since its early beginning, we , Keep in Touch with the , I ,I i I I • I I I I Long Distance , have been shoeing ,I Folks at Home II' BRANDON COLLEGE , GRADUATES I, . I I and many are still valued customers. I' -I I II LOW RATES ·AFTER 7 P.M. II W. J. CREELMAN I AND ALL DAY SUNDAY I I & CO. I Manitoba Telephone I ' , " SUPERIOR FOOTWEAR Est.~blished II I- 1898 System Ii .:._,._,_,,_u_._,._"_,_,_,_<>_,_,._,_,_,_,.:. ! , .:.,._<-_._,,-,,-,,-,,--,,-,_.,-,,-,,---,.:. Doreen (viewing n baseball game): "Isn't 'i"----'-"---"-'--'-"-'-'-'or thaI fine? \Vc have a man On eyery base." "ThaI's nothing," snid DOL, "So I THE PATMORE NURSERY have they." I I ! Chicken dinners arc not as expensive a.s dinners for chickens. * I I Dean: "\Vhv do you get so far behind in your studies ?" 1 _ Smith: "So J Cf)n pUl'sue them beller." 1, i I I I I' Golfer: "Yessir, it look se,'en shols 10 gel oul of that sand Irap." Pal: ""'V hew ! Scycn mashie shots?" Golfer: "No, three mashie shols and foul' shols of' Scolch." COMPANY ESTABLISHED 1883 Saskatoon, Sask. ~l~,:s~tla~ :m~s Fresh for all occasions. All orders given direct and s)lecial attention. Members Flora1 Telegra)lh Delivery A sociation. Two large greenhouse lllants in Brandon stocked with Palms, Ferns. Flowering and Foliage Plants, etc. Nursery Men The oldest Nursery in the West, leading all in experience and variety of hardy o:o._._,_, Sixty Brandon, Man. stock grown. I I II i <>_.-._._,_u_,.:. I:' _.,. II I, WADE & SON LTD. LUMBER I _I I! BmLDING SUPPLIES .:.--.- S<~, An All Canadian-Dubbs Cracked Product ',I from Turner I II Refined Valley Crude I I, PHO E 3333 1 m "" '-_._-------_._---_.:' '1-' , I , B,,""". Moo. --'---_._._--,-", ! Use Anglo Gasoline I i I ,I I I Anglo·Canadian ,I She wOre her stockings inside out All Ihrough Ihe summer heat. I She said il cooled her off 10 lui'll The hose upon her feet. * Then Ihere's Ihe absent-minded professOl' who turned 011 his wife and kissed the igni- I Oils Limited I i III I I Phones 2950 2955 REFINERY I BRANDON I .:. , .----.-_--.__._,--,---,-,--.:1 lioll. • So we'll sci aside Ihe paste pol, Dr. Cragg: "You missed Illy class Ihis And put Ihe shears away_ morning, Ray." Po,' anolher perfeci ending of Bailey: --:\01 in the least. I assnre you:- The "Sickle's" working day. • "The cn'ccts of alcohol," says [I *' tCTllPCI'- They say the moon sways the lide ance leclurer, "should be brought home:" And so they usually are-al about 2 a.m. rI and the unlied 100. ~I;:-T-H-A-T-P-L-E-A-S-:--':' r'---T-h-e-Ri-·g-h-t-p-'a-C-e-T-O-G-'O----'l are invariably selected at I BIRKS DINGALL, LTD. " I I I 1 II JEWELLERS MITROU'S CAFE & TEA ROOMS I Home-made Ice Cream and Candies i ~---- Sixty-one 1,1 Phone 3030 e36 Rosser Avenue WINNIPEG, MAN. .:..-..-._,---_._--,,-,-_.-.._,'.' - T,y 0:' S~~::i~~t:innecs --- I ----,.:. A passive verb is when the subject IS the sufTerel', e.g., I am loved. * I passcd She lookcd And smiled. I was abashed. And then Shc laughed Qut loud And said: HYOLI 1'001, you're holding: hack wards." 'f'---'-----·---------·'· I II I j ON ANY occasion your portrait ex- presses more personal thoughtfulness than any gift you Cc;'ln make. I :I::s::di~v:::yf::d::;: yOlll' curds I I i ::re to be II CLARK J. SMITH I I Brandon's High-Class II 'Two drunks WC"C walking along a street I Photographer ',' looking towards thc sky. They mel a third dl"lmk, slopped him, and entered into the i • following conversation: First Drunk: "Shay, pal, will you tell mc. is that the sun coming up or the moon going down?" Third Drunk: "Shorry, I ean'l tell you, l'm a strange!' here lllyself." i ! I I I 135 10th Street Phone 3258 I ! j .:.---'----..- '-·-------:1 Sixty-two ',:-- Phone 121 - 10th Street ?1~3 Carlton Cafe I!-.--.._.- Quality Lunch and Umln.:: Itoom Ol)en Day and Nlsht Brandon, Man. IB::~~"~~~:~~::~~.~o:-,r 7~ 1 Rosser Ave. ' Phone 2432 _._-,------,_._-----MC~~~'in'S - ..----.- ,I I ----'-------------- , BREAD "I I j LADIES' AND GENTLEMEN'S HAIRDRESSING • CAKES • PASTRIES I I This is possible by OUf low overhead "...:pense I, I SHAVERS FURS I Low Prices and Guaranteed Workmanship Our Motto - at • Kidd's Hairdressing Parlors Phone 3449 fOg Rosesr Ave., Brandon BRANDON'S SMARTEST TAXI SERVICE 4455 I::":.NCESS"::,. ._~.::':: I :::::::. _. a=~:.:: I I I' I I ' I-----. .--. --,--,._-.- I ~:.:.::. ::~:.----.--.~::.:: I I COMPLIMENTS OF Heise's Barber Shop and Beauty Parlor O. STARK SPORTING GOODS TENTH STREET I , i Skuse Taxi BRANDO~ Hughes & Company Ltd. ! THE ,\NIl INSl'RANCE CITY PROPERTY AND "~.J\.Rl\I LANDS I ~:':"::t:':::, -.._._~::~: EXPERT I.NE:x.PENSIVE SHOE REPAIRING AND REI)/\In WORK DR\' CLEAN1NG CHREST'S 933 Rosser Ave. Phone 4548 FOR SIGNS SHOW CAllOS AND RUBBER STAMPS I)hone 2127 • Brandon Sign & Stamp Works BLOSSOM SHOPPE BEST FL~:V~:::h F:~E~::':~·:MBLE>lS. ItEN'll\l~S ",',!,: WEDDING 80 QUt:TS I Singer Sewing Machine Co. , A. L, JENKINS. Mgr. 137 10th Street i Brandon, Man. Phone 3243 I -,-,-, __ I' ,I I i I UNION SHOE REPAIRING Ij 0 _ _' _ ' - ' - - JlA'I'S CLEANED AND BLOCI<:ED SIIOES MAnE TO MEASUnE Prices Rea ..onable 924 Rosser Ave Phone 3342 110 - 9th St.. Brandon NEON SIGNS AND TUBES --_._-...-..----_..-_--- _._--,-------,---College !'lIen. I Apl)reciale Your l)atronage. May the best of success attend the Gradualion Class of 1941 Alf ~~The MISS ROBINSON'S DRESSES, Barber" --- IMPERIAL MOTORS , , Phone 2442 120 - 10th Street i\1.l\oI.T. BUS DEPOT SEE LINGERIE AND ACCESSORIES FOr OLDSMOBILE AND PONTIAC CARS G.M.C. TRUCKS I HOPKIN HOME BAKERY utmost in quality cakes a.nd pa<;try I Where l'OU gel the Fresh Bread and Buns I I We SIJeclalize In wedding. birthd3y and special party orders Next Time "Try Hopkins." There's a Difference Free Delivery 118 - 8lh St. Phone 3528 I" I--;;~~o;;~on;;;;~~;~-- I --'-~::'-~-~~-S-O~--"---l' .:.,--_._-,-_ _---_._-_.--_ _-- ---_._,,-_ _-_.__ ., ' ; 10th and Princess Phone 4060 " I We Spcclali'U' In l\JJ.LK SHAKES MALTED MILKS Ci~al (!lte;; and U;hl LUllches Rosser and Eleventh Sl. Brandon .. I' W • R • DEMPSTER " i . . rGREETSPRING-1 , .:._,-..-' '-'-'-:' i ! I : I, ! i I ,I i I GRADUATIO IS NOT MERELY AJ'I Lt'lCIDE TT - 11' IS A MILE· STO TE IN THE LIFE OF THE STUDENT, , , , in Freshly Cleaned Clothes I GET 'EM READY... I I I~,,;~~~' I B,.ndon's Sunshine - And all that leads up 10 it should be kept as an unforgeltable record. I I I i JERRETT'S i I PHOTO·ART STUDIO '1 Brandon Laund'y and Cleaning Plant 1 : .'--,-,---------,-,... ' .1-,----._,--_._---_..:. Knip: "What kind of lealher makes the best shoes '!" Bliss: "Don't know; but banana peelings make Ihe best slippers." Prof: "Get to work, lazy people never get 10 the lop of the laddel·." Kusyk: "\Vhal does it matter"! There i"i nothing to sit 011 when you do gel t!lel'co'" .! * * • • Prof. (In Composition class): "Can you tell me where Xelson's column is found'!" Taylor: "I dunno, but in the Quill-" :',: ,;, :;:. \\'hen England W<:IS phlced under an [nlerdic\. Ihe Pope stopped all births. marriages and deaths 1"01' a year. * =;: * ':' * A grass widow IS the wife of dead \'ege- About the height of hal·d luck is a centipede wi th fallen arches. Im'ian. ,',-- I;.'_ _'-'--,-----,---,-----.,.~. " " _II I '---'j' Reesor's for a fine selection of Merchandise, Lovely Gift suggestio~s for Weddings, Birthdays and Presentatlons Gift wrapping a specialty An old established firm I i ., BROCKIE I I RE~:~:~~~;~~:o~~RY I .:.-,,--_._._-------,--_.-.:. I FURNITURE FUNERAL SERVICE Factory to You .~--'-----,----,-('--,-_._.:. Sixty-four r ~hen YO-~U-B-u-y---l You know you are buying ingredients, which give the ! ~=-r I Dr. Raymond C. Jones 1 I DE TIST Ii I 1 I .1.----------------,----,,--1. The science pl'Ofessor noticed that ol1e of his boys was daydreaming. bread a delicious flavor. "_ BRANDON, MAN. I a loaf made with the purest To cOll1mand nllcnLioll he rapped on his desk with a ruler, I but this failing to produce the required effecl, he shOll ted, "HaLley-Board!" poin ling I Bryce Bakeries Ltd. I OFFICE PHONE I I Bryce's Home II I I Made Bread I I I I 'I-'CLEMENT BLOCK Lo the blackboard where he was demon- strating, 112 - 11th Street Hailey, brought to earth suddenly, tumed __..--_'_,_<.:. und slallll11cl'ed, "O-oh, yes, sir, {(-quile." Yisitor: "So -our SOn is still at the Uni- .:._._---,---_._--------. I i .~.--,------' versity. \Vhat is he going to be when he takes his degrec'!" 1'11'. Gr'ant: "An old man, 1'111 afraid." I "Watch the Fords Go By" I I Canadian Motors Ltd. I I * St. John's Instl'llclor: "If J stand on Illy head lhc blood rushes inlo it. Xow tell me -when I sland On my feel, why doesn't the blood rush into them 'I"~ I II Brandon's ~ Dealer I "The garage of better service" .:.---------_._------_.:.I Doreen: hBcC3USC YOlll' feel aren't empty. sir." ':11'-' A second year student silting near the fl'onl of the class was sniffing incrssanlly. The teacher became annoyed, called the student and said, "Haven't you a handkerell icf"/" "Yes," he I'eplied l "but I don't like 10 lend it to anybody." I ! Let ~~~~::~, "ou Prices 01\ latest Kodaks start at Brownies as low as $1.35. Careful developing and printing are featur- II II Clement's I $5.50. I I I I ed - i. h~re. DrufStore I .:.'--,_._-,-,---,----,--,-<~. Sb:ty-five .:.. TEAS DANCES DINNERS BRIDGE PARTIES Always An Air of Refinement at the Prince Edward ! I I I B~~~~ II .:._--------_._-_._.:. ' II I - YOU - derive the benefits of a twenty-eight year course in "FUEL ECONOMICS" l.:- I CUM~h;~~ 0;0' ~~BBIMEa". I 233 Ninth street .i 1'1 Brandon, "The Home of Western Gem" _ ... '1'-'-'-'-'-'- "-'-'-'---'j' ! 724 Rosser Ave. Phone 2728 ,. I, , "A Smart Shop For Women" Brandon, Man. i See the new travel cases now on display-smart luggage-low prices. II I Johnson Hardware Co. Ltd. .._---, ! Brandon Creamery & Supply Co. Ltd. BUTTER -EGGS ICE CREAM POULTRY - MILK - CREAM COLD STORAGE i .:.---,--_.---._--_._,.:. The strong man at thc fail' had just finish· cd squeezing the juice out of a Icmon. Holding it up before thc crowd he shoutcd: 1'1'11 give $25 to anyone who can squeeze another drop of juice out of this lemon. A little man stepped up. He gripped the lemon and, to the sllrprise of lhe crowd squcezed out scveral more drops. "It's Cc:"lsy," he murmured, "I'm a tax collector." r-'I -._WATCH ----I REPAIRS We do first class repair work. We do it carefully. We use only high grade materials. Mail your watch to us and we will send a report on cost of repairs. ,739 ROS~; LeHARWOOD LTD'''''''dO'' . , , : , , - , - , - , _ ,_ _' _ 0_ _' - ' - ' - - - ' - " . ' I .: I II I ! I Corner 9th and Rosser I.:-~.--------,------~.-._.:. ' THE VOGUE OJ" GOING TRAYELLING? CREAMERY .-_----,-,-,.__._---.:.I .:. ' ••• Sixty-six C.N R Watch Inspector • ,_,_, i " ,_ II I ,•• '!"-'~-;;-~~~~B~ROU~H--'I, '---~R~~~~-"-;OT~L'---'Ir A. D. lIarrison INSURANCE, I RENTALS, REAL RO"e,AND 11th °nd "~'" ESTATE 1 'NVESTME NT S!I Phone 4541 _ _ _'_',____ ' _ - . . - u _ ,_ _,_ 9th and Princess Ave. _ Brandon, M:II1. ROOMS WITH OR WITHOUT BATH _ _,_ _,_. , - 'I _ I I Cinderella SHOE SHOPPE I Commodore BaKery I !• 1015 Princess Ave. Phone 4165 " Brandon, Man. I I HIGH GRADE WOMEN'S, MEN'S AND :: FINEST PASTRII':S, CAKES, BREAD, ETC. i 1--- w:"::~:::"::: . ---I·-P:-~~~·~c--I 'I Waddell's Children's Shop " 905 Rosser Ave. Co. Ltd. I I I Phone 3456 I" Old(:~t !tosser Ave. and 7th St. I I Western Maniloba's Finc.;;t and PIANO, RADIO AND MUSIC HOUSE Phone 2880 , ---------.--.-.--'--,- I -----,-,,-.----<--.--- I C. S. UNICUME L t d . ! - I :~:I%I;UARNED S;~;:I~~ T,y LUCY'S HAT SHOPPE ,_::e-=: 1,_1 (H. W. Wall, Prop.) SPECIALlZlNG IN PRINTING OF 'rJ"; COMMERCIAL CLASS I ,I Clement Bloc I, I _ LAURA The Commercial News Rosser Ave. SECORD CANDIES-FRESH TIMES WEEK'.1' II S ! 730 Rosser Ave. • I , I, ::::::---,--,-,--~::~~::,: ::,:-~~:.:: I I FOR SMART HATS , THR"~E "th Th D " t ml, e ruggls I I Phone 2925 Brandon I , I ---::L:-:::-':::-:::-'-- I ----'--;-;;;:;;--- I II -I 131' SIIOP,'ING A" THE MAYFAIR DAY AND I , Fashion Centre for 'Vornell 827 ROSSER AVE. NIGHT SERVICE Phone 3451 , I'. S. GEILER, Mg,. I ----o~~~a~~-'H'~r~'~~'-'-- I ---'~:':::::;:=-::~-'--l CHINA I Imperial Life Insurance Co. II ELECTRICAL APPI.IANCES GENERA.L J-fAJtDWARE 147 ' Phone 3710 IOLh SL,,,, • Br:U1don, Man. I "Special Plans for Students" I -,-<,--~-,------- I Blue Bird Confectionery II I • -.--<-,-.-------.----.-- , Fine Footwear and II Hosiery I I I " I Try OUr specials i n ! I Sandwiches and Milk Shakes I I 1240 10th Street .:.>_ _·_ _, Brandon , I Sixty-seven I KNOWLTON'S SHOP . BOOT LTD. < I I <'_ _ ._'.:1 '1--"'-'-----'-'-'-'----·'1 I MEN'S WEAR I I I! s'1~\.\s'1S ':Ii-'-'B;n~i~-;-;;Mail---':' OU 'I' I Gooden's Men's Shop I to and p,rompt posit by mail will be given atLenlioll. and yOll Cal"eft1} will l'e- ;:;:~~;;:~O';;~~II~;y~::~~: I I See the Sm.,t Styles Fiest at may safely send YOur deposits this Bank by Mail. Every de- Y Head Office-TORONTO J. BURGOYNE, Manager, Brandon I I , _-,--_._,--,---_.,-,...I. .:.__-:~~::::::~::::,::,:-_u_,! '1'----"-'-"---'-'-'-'---'--',' I I A Chinese mandarin of lofly "ank al- I 908 ROSSER AVENUE .:~-,--_ .. Office phone 2406 Res. Phone 2458 I DIN~~~~~~:~~~~E I & tended a fashionable dance one e,·ening. He ",atched for SOllie Lime lhe contortions of the young men alld women there, thell tUl'n- , Brandon, Manitoba , I General Cartage, Baggage, Tran fer, I cd to his hosless and said in a lone of mild , etc., Motor Truck Service I i uslonishmcnt: Office: C.P.R. Baggage Room I I I .:.--_._,--.._,--_._.__._<.:. "Cnn't yon get YCll,. s~I'vanls 10 do Ihal You Call-We Haul 1'01" you?" 1-"-'---"-"-'-'--'-"---"---1' I I, I I I, I JO ANN I II I ! COLLEGE EDUCATION :'\'"0 one will deny the value or a college education. It pays big dividends in future life. when it has been augmented by exIlerienee. Yom' Hydro has a college education, Many members of the Hydl'O staff are highly qualified engineering graduates. and the others have long yeal's of specialized experience behind them, backed by 22 years of cxpel'ience, Hydl'o is paying big diVidends, loo-·in the form of countless benefils lo home and industry. at low cost. The Manitoba Power Commission Yo"' H"" ... u~ ;Y of IN PICTURES QUEE~'S ----------------'"1' Shop in Pleasant and Comfortable Surroundings Have you seen the Much-Talked-About Store in Western Canada? IT'S A FACT! Sixty-nine i I I . -----.:::::,::---.--.,,1' Mike: "On whal day do womcn Lalk Lhc least." Ike: "On the shortesL day." School, Colfege and Fraternity Pins, Rings and Favors. I C. O. T. C. PF'E'LDS j'ED II Y Mother, may 1 go Ollt to swim Why nol, my darling daughler "r.lOll ,re so Ilcar naked anyhow • You'd look bellcr in Ihe walcr. .1._:-----_._-.- UNIVERSITY JEWELLERS I'o,,"g. Sislcr Sue: "Did \'ou gcL any bad marks a L school today 1" "' . Brothcr Jonny: "Yes, bul Lhcy are whcre they don', show." * * Av.. WinnJp••• Man. I .-.. ;. 1\11'. Bil'kcllshaw: "Now. class. Ihis js a vel'y difficult problem. \Valch U,e boal'd whilc I go UlI'ough il. * "I hear Ihal your son left College becausc of poor eycsighl.'· >lYeh. he mistook the dean of women for [I co-ed!" * Voice (oyer phone): Could I plcase spcak lhe vice-presidcnl? Bandil: I'm sorry but he is lied up wilh a clIstomer. 10 ","- _-"_0 -'-- Mr. Morlan (10 Taylor aflcr a period of abscncc): "You have a 101 of work 10 make lip. How long have you been away." Taylor: "Since thc French Revolution , si r." I" I - :: DOIC'S I II §~j~Ailll '" :' ' I I ~ I~- Buses, Taxis, Freighting Trucks ! Phone 4581 - 4516 II I! MacArthur I I I Transportation Co. Ltd. I Dry Goods I _7~I_h_s."._ee_, L:~:S' .1. B'Ond:._l. ._.. Ready-to- ! Wear ! Dresses: I ~ i 'I I _ '\ J II ~(~D I .... -- 2.98 to $35.00 Coats: I 1-- sp~::'~::~- -1I I Memberships " at the I Y.M.C.A. ! 'I $12.95 to $35.00 , Suits:! $12.95 to $29.50 _.:. ! . : . - - - - - - - - - - - ._ _ • Seventy 0 ! -:. --l Established 1896 I I John A. McDonald .& Son Ltd. I I I ME'S AND BOYS' WEAR .I..-:~~sse, A middle-aged woman lust her balance and fell out of a window into a garbage CHn. A Chinaman passing I'crnal"ked: "Americans very wastcful; Ihal woman good for tcn year~ yet." Ave. _-=~Ih SI'.: -1. He: Do you believe in free lovc'! Shc: Ha"e I ever smt yuu a bill" Thrcc dcaf Englishmen wcrc I'iding lhrough England on a train, As thcy came 10 a town one said, "'Ah, this is \\'embh·y." ":\'0," said the second. "this is Thursday." ·:.,If-~:~:::::tunitY and ex~e:-'Ir I to all 1940 graduates our congratulations Said the Ihird, "So am I. LeI's gct off and have a Scotch and soda." AI thc cnd of the exam paper thc plcbe wrolc: "Deal' Professor: II' you sell any of my HIlS-WCI'S to a funny paper you'll have' to split !i0-50 with me." RECORD PRINTING CO. 11114 Rosser Ave. Brandon •.•_ _ 0_. _ _" . I I ._.·_.·:· "Ycs, thc bullet slruik my head and went careening into space, and-" "How terrible! How did they get it out" * >;= >;: * A class had been asked to write an essuv on "The Funniest Thing I E"cr Saw." . One of the boys sat dreaming whilc lhc others were busy wriling. The professor went up to his desk to see what was Ih€' mallcr. His essay was as follows: "Thc funniest thing T evel" saw was too funny fUl" ·,vonls, " 1,: It is propused to use this donatiun to purchase new wcnches fol' Olll' park as lhe pres- ent ones are in a very dilapicLlted statc.-C'"cws item, Arizona paper). '1------"--·-··-·-·-·--·-r II The Only DUST - PROOF II I I Souris Coal ! "KLIMAX" I II Oil·Treated I DUSTLESS ':ji-Mcth.well &Doke HOT QmCI( STARTING Untreat.ed Coa I I I Sheet. Met.al Work and Repairing of all kinds 115 Ninth St. "Western Dominion" Greater Economy Saskatchewan's Lead. and Greater .:._'_'__'_'_'-' Seventy-one ~o Comfort. Phone 3270 .:.~._o_._-.-._._,_._. I ! er for 40 Years Again leads the Way I "_,.:. . I I LONG LASTING Will Not. Dry Out and Crumble Like Tinsmiths I- '_' I '_'.:1I 'I-- -a_,_,_ _._,_._,_ _._ _,,_ _,,_,, ,_,_,_ _,,_,_, ._:. j I I I I I I I j ,I I I II I I I ET us develop the resources of our Janel, call forth its powers, build lip its institutions, promote all ils great interests, and sec whether we, also in our day and generation, may pe..rorm somelhing worthy to be rClllcmbered. L I -Daniel Webster. With the Oompliments of The Sun Publishing Company, Ltd. PRINTERS BOOKBINDERS PAPER RllLBRS e6Be BOOK AND CATALOGUE WORK A SPECIALTY PUBLISHERS OF THE BRANDON DAILY SUN I i .~' This book is from our presses o_, ,. , ~ Seventy-two , _ , _ ._ _ '_<.:.